Stupid! = Fun!
Things I love!
Kaya & Ty, Def Leppard, Julian Lennon, NFL, babysitting, Mojitos, vodka, smart asses, Family Guy, jigsaw puzzles, needlepointing, Girl Scout cookies, and flashing people. I'm sure there's more, but I'm busy with number 6 right now, so... You know.
Things I hate!
Stupid people; talent agents, casting directors, and anyone who considers themselves "industry;" wearing jewelry; licorice; rap music; country music; sweet coffee; facebook; New York public schools; and 5 am. There are certainly other things, too...but I'm trying to keep this positive. :o)
Favorite sayings/quotes!
"I don't practice what I preach."
"Do as I say, not as I do."
"Your friends are the family you pick."
"Just 'cause you're blood, doesn't necessarily mean you're family."
"Religion is for people who are afraid of Hell and spirituality is for people who've been there."
"Practice makes permanent, not perfect."
"People come into your life for a reason, a season, or a lifetime."
"Go fuck yourself!"
My Heros!
Lucille Ball, Carol Burnett, Gilda Radner, Freddie Mercury, Jack Black, Dave Grohl, George Carlin, Mitch Hedberg, Dog the Bounty Hunter, Seth MacFarlane, and the guy who invented The Rabbit. Ok, and my Mommy, too.
Me after a long night of vodka, karaoke, and Mexican food!









